3 definitions by velvrei

literally the funniest person ever ;) a great wattpad writer too

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squishycranberry is the hottest person alive ong like just marry me already damn
by velvrei June 26, 2021
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the most bestest, funniest, beautifulest, person in the whole fucking world. they have the best wattpad comments and amazing writing too like damn bro what can’t they do?
squishycranberry is one of the hottest people on the globe, right behind Megan fox which is saying something
by velvrei June 26, 2021
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Best Friends Day :) You and your bestie can have the best day ever on this day :)))))) have funnnn😌
Sydney: Omg guess what!?
Penelope: What?
Sydney: today is January 16th!!!!

Penelope: and?
Sydney: ITS BEST FRIENDS DAY!!! :))))
Penelope: yessssssss!
by velvrei January 15, 2020
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