secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.
"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."
by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004
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a stick

Something used for shaking at things;

cannot be shook at a large number of things.
"I shake my stick insultingly at your meager number of XXX!"

"More XXX than you can shake a stick at!"
by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004
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1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004
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rainbow bridge

Where cats go when they die; this belief seems to be held by many cats on cat run websites.
Poor Thomas McToonsey is now playing across Rainbow Bridge now.
by Vee Are Are Schee February 06, 2005
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shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.
"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"
by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004
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