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eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.
I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.
by Vee Are Are Schee February 3, 2004
mugGet the eating babiesmug.

El Mono

El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!

Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
mugGet the El Monomug.

your head a splode

Your Head A Splode is simliar in function as All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

It originated in a Strong Bad video game, where upon your death a computerized Strong Bad voice would say, "Your Head A Splode."
Cats: All your base are belong to us!
Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
Cats: OOOOooo.
by Vee Are Are Schee February 12, 2004
mugGet the your head a splodemug.

spleen venting

To release your rage upon something, be it the source of the rage or something you displace your anger upon.
After getting killed 126 times by the same enemy on the same level, Little Bobby whent spleen venting on his cat, and as a result was sent to a psychiatric institution.

or

Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
mugGet the spleen ventingmug.

shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.
"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"
by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004
mugGet the shank's maremug.

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