vee are are schee's definitions

spleen venting

To release your rage upon something, be it the source of the rage or something you displace your anger upon.

After getting killed 126 times by the same enemy on the same level, Little Bobby whent spleen venting on his cat, and as a result was sent to a psychiatric institution.

or

Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

monopoly

A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.

Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.

by Vee Are Are Schee November 2, 2003

smarterchild

A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.

The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.

I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 3, 2004

ytmnd.com

The End of the Internet.

The Twilight of the Superhighway of Information.

Host to literally over a thousand sites of looping catchphrases. More than two dozen created a day.

Eventually, they will reach critical mass and implode in a way that will make Black Holes jealous.

The end times are nigh; ours deserves damnation.

ytmnd.com -- Where the Internet will begin to fall

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004