vee are are schee's definitions

smarterchild

A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.

The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

monopoly

A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.

Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.

by Vee Are Are Schee November 2, 2003

eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.

I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 3, 2004

ytmnd.com

The End of the Internet.

The Twilight of the Superhighway of Information.

Host to literally over a thousand sites of looping catchphrases. More than two dozen created a day.

Eventually, they will reach critical mass and implode in a way that will make Black Holes jealous.

The end times are nigh; ours deserves damnation.

ytmnd.com -- Where the Internet will begin to fall

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

a stick

Something used for shaking at things;

cannot be shook at a large number of things.

"I shake my stick insultingly at your meager number of XXX!"

"More XXX than you can shake a stick at!"

by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004

secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.

"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."

by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004