vee are are schee's definitions

conflagarious

Burningly awesome.

Derived from the word conflagration, meaning giant fire. It is three steps above the word awesome.

"Did you see that clown beat up all those terrorists with only a balloon sword? That was conflagarious!"

by Vee Are Are Schee May 23, 2004

Good Time Charlie

A friend who is only a friend as long as the times are good.

When I was super rich and had whores hanging on every protrustion from my body, Charlie was my best friend.

When aliens ruined my career and anally raped me, Charlie decided he was friends with ol' Thomas, who had just one the lottery, instead.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.

I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 3, 2004

monopoly

A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.

Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.

by Vee Are Are Schee November 2, 2003

ytmnd.com

The End of the Internet.

The Twilight of the Superhighway of Information.

Host to literally over a thousand sites of looping catchphrases. More than two dozen created a day.

Eventually, they will reach critical mass and implode in a way that will make Black Holes jealous.

The end times are nigh; ours deserves damnation.

ytmnd.com -- Where the Internet will begin to fall

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

car sex

There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.

The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.

by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003

conditional friend

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004