secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.
"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."
by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004
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you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)
ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites
by Vee Are Are Schee May 03, 2004
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1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004
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a stick

Something used for shaking at things;

cannot be shook at a large number of things.
"I shake my stick insultingly at your meager number of XXX!"

"More XXX than you can shake a stick at!"
by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004
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rainbow bridge

Where cats go when they die; this belief seems to be held by many cats on cat run websites.
Poor Thomas McToonsey is now playing across Rainbow Bridge now.
by Vee Are Are Schee February 06, 2005
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conditional friend

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 06, 2004
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conflagarious

Burningly awesome.

Derived from the word conflagration, meaning giant fire. It is three steps above the word awesome.
"Did you see that clown beat up all those terrorists with only a balloon sword? That was conflagarious!"
by Vee Are Are Schee May 23, 2004
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