vee are are schee's definitions

wing

To huck something at something with great force with the intent to cause massive damage.

"I'm gonna wing a tree at you if you don't shut up!"

by Vee Are Are Schee July 8, 2004

krk

The logical response to brb in a chat conversation, indicating that the speaker recognizes the person's notice of abscense. Derives from the word "okay" or "kay" and can be used in a large chat with many people to direct the acknowledgement towards whomever said "brb".

cooldud3: fish are fantastic
superguy: they sure are
cooldud3: im gonna go get some, brb
superguy: krk

by Vee Are Are Schee February 24, 2006

slapnuts

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.

As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004

El Mono

El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!

Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!

"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"

by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003

Good Time Charlie

A friend who is only a friend as long as the times are good.

When I was super rich and had whores hanging on every protrustion from my body, Charlie was my best friend.

When aliens ruined my career and anally raped me, Charlie decided he was friends with ol' Thomas, who had just one the lottery, instead.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

rainbow bridge

Where cats go when they die; this belief seems to be held by many cats on cat run websites.

Poor Thomas McToonsey is now playing across Rainbow Bridge now.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 6, 2005

shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004