vee are are schee's definitions
1: A book.
Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004
Get the the hitchhikers guide to the galaxymug. The End of the Internet.
The Twilight of the Superhighway of Information.
Host to literally over a thousand sites of looping catchphrases. More than two dozen created a day.
Eventually, they will reach critical mass and implode in a way that will make Black Holes jealous.
The end times are nigh; ours deserves damnation.
The Twilight of the Superhighway of Information.
Host to literally over a thousand sites of looping catchphrases. More than two dozen created a day.
Eventually, they will reach critical mass and implode in a way that will make Black Holes jealous.
The end times are nigh; ours deserves damnation.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
Get the ytmnd.commug. by Vee Are Are Schee February 6, 2005
Get the rainbow bridgemug. by Vee Are Are Schee July 8, 2004
Get the wingmug. A non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)
Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.
It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.
Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.
It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.
I won't touch that rotting corpser! I'll use my 10-foot pole for it.
I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!
His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.
I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!
His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.
by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004
Get the 10-foot polemug. 1: To not have memory.
2: A nescesity in most Console RPG's; you can always tell a game will be good if the main character has amnesia.
2: A nescesity in most Console RPG's; you can always tell a game will be good if the main character has amnesia.
Fei, Cloud, Squall, and many more characters have had amnesia, for the purpse to hide their intruiging pasts until it would best impact the plot to reveal it.
The use of this dances the border between clever and contrived.
The use of this dances the border between clever and contrived.
by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
Get the amnesiamug. El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
Get the El Monomug.