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slapnuts

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.
As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004
mugGet the slapnutsmug.

El Mono

El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!

Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
mugGet the El Monomug.

amnesia

1: To not have memory.
2: A nescesity in most Console RPG's; you can always tell a game will be good if the main character has amnesia.
Fei, Cloud, Squall, and many more characters have had amnesia, for the purpse to hide their intruiging pasts until it would best impact the plot to reveal it.

The use of this dances the border between clever and contrived.
by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
mugGet the amnesiamug.

conditional friend

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004
mugGet the conditional friendmug.

car sex

There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.
The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.
by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
mugGet the car sexmug.

hotdog taco

A penis inside a vagina.

You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11
Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
mugGet the hotdog tacomug.

under there

Something you say to trick someone into saying underwear.
"Hey, what's that under there!
"Under where?"
"I just made you say underwear!"
by Vee Are Are Schee March 14, 2004
mugGet the under theremug.

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