2 definitions by vastronaut

vagstronaut

a pioneer in tha pu$$y

Guy 1: You goin to vagstronaut training this weekend??
Guy 2: Hell nah. I got aids last week.
Guy 1: Aw man.
Guy 3: aw man.

by vastronaut March 25, 2021

Vagita

like agita for the pussy

Girl: *queefs*
Guy: nice vagita

by vastronaut March 25, 2021