2 definitions by v b

shmyr

used in place of a forgotten word or describes the consistency of somthing that is not appealing.

"In 1492 Columbus sailed the shmyr"
"ugh! Look at this shmyr, it's in my eye!"

by v b March 14, 2005

vince bobaganoosh

Vince Bobaganoosh is the best name for prank calling people. If someone asks you to spell it, abort the call immediately.

Caller: Hello, this is Vince Bobaganoosh.
Callee: Who the bloody hell is that?
Caller: YOUR MAMA!
(everyone around the caller goes "OOOOOHHHHH" until they realize the caller is an idiot and kill him)

by v b March 13, 2005