3 definitions by urbangod11
This is a definition of the "Main Line", a line of suburbs right outside of Philadelphia. First, all the little white boys think that they are gang members and go biking around the neighborhood that they call the "streets" or the "hood". No, just no. The rich main line moms are fucking annoying and act like their kids a miracle children sent from heaven but little do they know that they all JUUL and smoke whatever shit they are doing at frickin bar mitzvahs. There are many public schools, and some private schools. The kids, oh the kids, are fucking donkeys. With Wiggas, JAPS, kids that could possibly shoot up their school in the future, and stoners, the main line kids can not get any worse. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT go to Suburban Square, if you want to stay away from these pieces of donkey shit kids. Overall, no hate on the mainline(my hometown yo),but It is a sack of balls that is consumed with snobby ass kids who will die because their juuls killed them. . It is a fucking void that you will find yourself forever empty in there because everyone is jewish and u feel left out because your not jewish and its the trend to be jewish and have a fun mar mitzvah where your friends give speeches for you :(.
ben rosenberg from the main line: yo yo yo gang gang all on that gang shit my homie lets go bike to suburban square yo
jack goldstein: sounds like a good idea my brotha but I got some shit to do
ben rosenberg: what u gotta do
jack goldstein : I got piano practice
ben rosenberg: aww damn aint that a bitch
jack goldstein: sounds like a good idea my brotha but I got some shit to do
ben rosenberg: what u gotta do
jack goldstein : I got piano practice
ben rosenberg: aww damn aint that a bitch
by urbangod11 September 17, 2019
This middle school is so fucked up. Its full of rapist teachers who eat pb and j sandwiches in the teachers lounge. The teachers are thunder fucks. The kids are mainly separated into groups. 1. The fuck boys. They hook up with an average of 11 girls a school year, and they thrive at mitzvahs. Snapchat is their main weapon.And they spend all day on urban dictionary. 2. the popular girls. They hangout with the fuckboys and try and pretend to not notice when the fuckboys stare at their white asses. They are mostly all pretty and shop at pacsun and stores at kind of Prussia mall. 3. The wanna be's. They stalk other kids on instagram and take weird pictures with their weird friends and caption It, just went to the science museum, or best day best friends. 4. the intimadating black kids. All the girls go around beating up anyone who has something to say to them. They will show up to ur house and beat your white ass. That is a short definition ofur basic school in a fluent neighborhood. This school also has a group of 8th grade stoners.
by urbangod11 December 4, 2018
if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.
lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!
by urbangod11 November 30, 2018