5 definitions by ur waifus crusty toenail

a super cool jojo tiktoker. theyre agender, omniromatic and asexual, and they have the humor of a seven year old child. has an unhealthy obsession with vinegar doppio from jjba. as of January of 2022 they are going through a huge marvel phase, almost as bad as the one they had in fourth grade. they really like punk and classic rock. their favorite bands include gorillaz, green day, and queen, and they really like David bowie (happy 75th bday btw)
some guy: hey, you know that one tiktoker who wont shut tf up about doppio
some other guy: oh, you mean ur.waifus.crusty.toenail!
by ur waifus crusty toenail January 10, 2022
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literally the best thing to ever exist. spanning from reggae to punk, gorillaz makes literally the best music. the band consists of the fictional characters 2-d (stuart pots), murdoc niccals, noodle, and russel hobs.

people are finally acknowledging its existence but now it has a really weird fanbase made up of angsty fake emo teens
guy1: hey whats ur favorite gorillaz album
guy2: wtf is that
by ur waifus crusty toenail January 10, 2022
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