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An Oriana has one of the most fascinating minds you’ll ever encounter. She might seem timid when you first meet her. But over time, she may begin to reveal a more fiery disposition, which should come at no surprise considering her horoscope Sun sign is a fire sign— Leo. Contrary to one of the most common Leo traits though, an Oriana prefers & in fact actively avoids being the center of attention. She is more of a thoughtful observer, which complements the highly curious nature manifested either through her asking questions introspectively or to other individuals she finds of intrigue.

An Oriana is fiercely loyal to those she shares a deep connection with & who have diligently taken the time to earn her trust. Additionally, she is a true introvert at heart & may take the occasional social hiatus to recharge or clear her mind if it becomes to full.

An Oriana is very artistically-minded, her favorite mediums typically being through photography, drawings, or writing.

An Oriana has a special fondness for the sun & tends to experience a consistently low mood during snowy, winter months. A lover of nature and wanderlust, she like to immerse herself in climates with many days of sunshine throughout the year; thusly, some of the favorite places she’s lived have been Colorado & further Southwest. She may have an interest in someday visiting the Pacific Northwest, namely Oregon… & a long-time friend of hers who resides there hopes she makes the trip out one of these days. xo
Some dude: Omg, is that… is that… an Oriana?!?!!
Some other occasionally more distinguished gentleman: *squints for a while, then curses* Dammit, I need my spectacles *puts on a single spectacle and peers* My brother in Christ, are you lacking brain cells??? One does not simply identify an Oriana by sight— one must first speak to the madam first! …Indubitably! *removes spectacle, clears throat* …Yeah so anyways bruh, remember an Oriana is exceedingly rare… so if you’re right, then lucky you!

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by unruly-hair April 27, 2023
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One of the hottest red-heads you’ll ever lay eyes upon. She’s the perfect balance of nerdy and sexy. Very likely to be the most loyal, empathetic, and nurturing woman you will ever meet.

Has an endearing obsession with The Lion King. She will marry you if you ever take her to see The Lion King on Broadway.

A Serah has a subtle yet adorable mid-western accent (like someone from Chicago).

If ever in a car alone, she will have german metal music blasting.

A Serah is usually a Taurus although she may be another earth sign, but she identifies more as a Gemini in respect to her witty and sarcastic yet playful nature.

A Serah will NOT take ANY shit. Especially while she is driving.

A Serah is one of the BEST cuddlers you will ever meet. If you supply her with an endless supply of sweets, cuddles, orgasms, video games, and bud, she will be content af and love you forever.

Also, a true Serah is gay af; her ideal woman is a partner-in-crime type— she gravitates to adventurous, creative gypsy girls who also have a dark/morbid side to complement a Serah’s dark humor side.

She pairs best with Sagitarrius, Scorpio, Virgo, and Libra.

A true Serah will have one cat at least who she loves more than life itself.

She is an animal-lover through and through but is not a fan of children (but she MAY come across one who is an exception).

A Serah can play the piano beautifully and will serenade you with eargasms.

If you find a Serah, do NOT let her go! :-)
Person A: I think I found a Serah the other day at Best Buy working in the Geek Squad.
Person B: What — no way! Dude, get her digits!! I have yet to come across a Serah! If you won’t, I will!
Person A: Hell nawwww, step off! This Serah is mine! ;-D

Person B: Fine... -_-
by unruly-hair May 26, 2018
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