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Ilana

Ilana is an absolutely AMAZING person. Smarter than Albert Einstein, kinder than Keanu Reeves, Prettier than Megan Fox, Ilana takes all the prizes home. She has a surplus of friends, always gets good grades, and genuinely enjoys her life.

Person: Damn, I wish I was Ilana!

Person 2: I know! She’s so amazing.

by unevensquash November 16, 2021