2 definitions by [e-mail]

Mr. Jenkins

A teddy bear that wears airplane pajamas and protects little boys from the worlds evils at night!

Mr. Jenkins, I Love you!! Your my best friend!

by [e-mail] November 30, 2018

morning throw

Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.

I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!

by [e-mail] August 22, 2017