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a womans private part (santa is a cunt)
what has a bit of fluff at the top and a button(lumpy thing) in the middle ,also the bottom bits (legs/flaps) can spread .also red in colour,what else can it be.only seen once per year and makes boys/men very happy.
by uncle fizzle January 3, 2004
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yeah fat cunt...you are now checking on the piss-tank after looking at the front-bum.well you are still a fat mother-fucker who needs to get off their ass and go do excercise
dont worry about yer computer lard ass..it'll still be there when you get back from your big walk to the burger king.
by uncle fizzle January 4, 2004
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