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Ultimatum is a game played when a person is given a choice of multiple situations he/she would rather have happen, usually consisting of one painful option, one option involving a homosexual act, and one involving harm to a family member. When the subject answers by selecting the gay option, it is appropriate to shout at them and say " YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!".
"Ultimatum ______, would you rather smash your testicles with a jackhammer or kill_____."

" The second one."

by ultimatumguru January 20, 2010

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