3 definitions by uidgame

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

wankmaxxing

Wankmaxxing is the process of maximizing your wank power. This can be ejaculating several times a day or any type of self pleasure. This also means wankmaxxing can include "gapemaxxing" the process of maximizing how big your asshole gape is.

Dude 1: "Get on rainbow six siege"
Dude 2: "I cant I'm wankmaxxing"
Dude 1: "Now that you say that I might have to gapemaxx"

by uidgame September 12, 2023