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Joke

The word people type into the search bar when they want to see "You" as a definition.

You knew the top definition for joke would be "You", didn't you?

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

The Truman show

YOU may not have heard about the Truman show. so basically there's this TV studio and they ARE creating this entire fictional world for this one guy named Truman. Truman has no idea he's IN A TV SHOW and his entire world is a high-tech dome in Hollywood. Eventually, actors slipping up, and some technology malfunctioning convince him to TRY TO ESCAPE. It turns out that HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ROOTING FOR him, but few were ever able to get into the dome. If YOU hadn't known what the movie was before, now you have.

In the Truman show, the exit is at the edge of the dome, a few miles across the water.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 8, 2021

Peas

The viridescent spheroid object consumed in a large quantity, specifically an amount substantial enough to suffuse the surface area of a rectangular platter, by a youthful female Homosapien by means of a brief moment of faceplanting onto the mentioned rectangular platter and fluctuation of the forelimbs.

Please give me-- a whole tray of -- PEAS
Thank you
omnomnomnomnom

google it

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

Star wars

Since The Last jedi came out, the Star Wars community has been pretty divided. Some of them enjoy the Sequel movies while others do not want it in their cannon.

Can we please just divide the Star Wars universe like Star Trek? Split it after Return of the Jedi so we can get the DIsney universe and the Filoniverse or something. Why can't we both get what we want.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021

Young McDonald

Attention citizen, you have stumbled upon forbidden knowledge. Only government officials with area 51 clearance passes are allowed to know the existence of Young McDonald, Cardi A, Pre-Malone, Kanye-East, Kanye-North, Kanye-South, Kanye-Weast, and other mysterious entities. By the time you exit this page, all memories of thee forbidden figures will be erased.

There is no Young McDonald in Ba Sing Se.

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 12, 2021

Eight

if you had searched "Eleven" you would see a character from the show Stranger Things. This is also a character from Stranger Things. She was raised in Hawkins lab alongside eleven but escaped sometime before eleven. Like other test subjects, (yes there are others, I will touch on that soon.) she has her own unique power, which is making people see what she wants them to see. She appeared in a filler episode in season 2 where she tries to recruit Eleven into her criminal gang that hunts down Hawkins lab employees. I guess many people with psychic powers go through a weird phase when they are young where they are addicted to a specific brand because, in the book suspicious minds, young Kali (shoot I should have mentioned that was Eight's name) likes hostess cupcakes. Other test subjects include 3: Ricky, can control people by talking; 6: Francine, can see near future; 9: Jamie, can start fires; and 10: Marcie, no powers so far just Jamie's twin. There's also the Mk ultra test subjects: Ken, Gloria, Alice; who could see the far future, and Terry; Eleven's mom. Only 8 and Terry have appeared in The Tv series, the rest are from books. Eventually, Dr. Brenner relocated any remaining test subjects so that he could focus on Eleven, who had the most potential.

Guy 1: oh no, Godzilla
Guy 2: I don't see Godzilla
Guy 3: Eights probably using her powers on you

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 14, 2021

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021