A commonly used Australian/british/new zealand word used to describe a fuckball, jerk, asshole or jackass.
Another word for tosser, which is usually reffered to when someone is being a tool or a complete dick. The term is usually asscossiated with one who masturbates regularly. Often reffered to as having a wank, hence the term wanker (one who wanks).
mike:"oi dickhead move ya fuckin car outta the way...ya blockin the traffic ya fuckin wanker!"
Jack:"Yea have a wank will ya mate!"
Annoying little shit-tard of a mobile phone/ring tone commercial company that has taken over the world and infected our homes and the streets with the ever annoying "crazy frog"! jamster likes to appear on T.V every 2 minutes with its creepy necropheliac frog with a teeny prick and a retard helmet singing like a freakin grand prix race. Crazy frog (aka Axel F) has even made it to #1 here in Australia and in the UK music charts!!! (sad but true! ) aghhh...god help us!!!!
bing bing baaawww baaww baww...ding ding ding dading ding dawwwg dawwg!!!!!
FUCK! CRAP! SHIT!!!!!! I can't get it out of my head!
Something that metro's do. This act of popping ones collar is a sign that someone is openly metrosexual and will often sport a gelled mohawk, ben sherman polo top, deisel shorts and designer flip flops and listen to dance/trance music. Although they may appear gay, you can find most metro's hanging out at pubs or the beach scamming on young chicks or hairdressers (female). These types of "preppy" metrosexuals are found in Australia and are usually of Aussie or British descent. They also tend to drink alcoholic beverages such as Corona or Carlsberg whilst watching the Rugby or AFl, but tend not to yell or shout like normal aussie blokes. Metro's can also be found hanging out at their local university.
Evan: "Sheit, look at this slamming Ralph Lauren polo shirt Liam! I could do mean things to that collar!!!"
Liam:"Stoked! I think I'm gonna buy me some loafers and some awesome hair products by fudge"
Evan:"Pop the collar dude"
Liam:"The collar is popped"
metrosexual is usually a young urban man, who visits the day spa, has an exclusive gym membership, plays golf, wears Calvin Klein boxers, gets foils in his hair, wears wrist bands and will often sport a gelled mohawk, a pink ben sherman polo top (collar is usually popped), deisel shorts and designer flip flops and listen to dance/trance music. Although they may appear gay, you can find most metro's hanging out at nightclubs, pubs, bars, cafe's or the beach scamming on young chicks or hairdressers (female). These types of "preppy" metrosexuals are found in Australia and are usually of Aussie or British descent. They also tend to drink alcoholic beverages such as Corona or Carlsberg whilst watching the Rugby or AFl, but tend not to yell or shout like NORMAL Aussie blokes. Metro's can also be found hanging out at their local university campus or a cricket or footy match bitching about all the pie eating, VB drinking "yobbos or bogans". Metro's like to drive pussy cars like Mazda's, hyundais, mitsubishis, Renault, Jeeps, BMW's, Audi's and new volkswagons (the small hatchback kind) and watch shit TV shows like Australian Idol and Big Brother and may sometimes even vote! Metro's usually have a 3 mobile phone and have crappy ass jamster ringtones like crazy frog and Club Anthems 2005! Metros do however attend BBQ's but they bring a thai chicken salad, marinated kalimari or sushi instead of eating the steak and sausages on offer. Metro's tend to supprt faggy less masculine football teams such as the Fremantle Dockers, St Kilda or Richmond (the glamour, pretty boy teams).
Evan: "Hey Liam i heard that new bar in Fremantle just opened up, apparently they have complimentary wrist bands you know the rubber kind? and tapas, dip and rice snacks for nibblies...we should check it out, whatta you reckon?"
Liam: "Sounds sweet, let me just change, I think i'm gonna wear my pale lemon Elwood polo top and my Dolce aviator sunnies or is that too tryhard, u know being night and all?
Evan: "Hell no, dude that sounds awesome, the ladies won't be able to stay away trust me, i'm gonna wear my peach and mint mooks polo and my gucci slides...make sure you pop that collar, so metrosexual right now!"
Shitty bunch of black hair- dyed nerds, who couldn't get anywhere with their previous, more original material, so they began ripping off the lessser-known Australian rock band The living end (who were around way before Green day!!). Green day soon resorted to stealing pretty much every living end song produced and took advantage of their already aquired fame to make it look like they thought of it all by themselves. Listen to any living end song and you will see what i mean (sure enough you will be able to find a green day song which is sickingly similar to that of an already released living end song!) Any Australian or brit will be able to suppport this.
kristy: "OMG!!, have you heard that new green day song, American idiot? wow its like so totally angry and cool, it's like soo rock n roll!"
bill: "yea i heard it 2 years ago, except a band called The Living End were singing it".
A crappy, try-hard version of Australia that claims to have the best beaches in the world (pfft!) yeah if yellowy dirty sand is your thing then fine...i much prefer the soft, long, white sandy beaches of Australia with perfect waves (that are actually surfable) unlike that gay shit you call a beach in California...hahaha and what surfers are actually surfers in California? There is no such thing as a REAL surfer in California! So quit blapping on about all your O.C pretty, rich people shit, coz there are pretty rich people everywhere (not just in California ok!)and as a matter of fact people are more liberal and free in Australia than they are in California...so you're not that fucking great! California is more like the home of wannabe surfers, loser skater-punks, hardcore gangstas and plastic surgery gone bad!
Ricky from L.A: "Yo Man! Sup dawwwg! wanna catch some trippin waves??"
Bob from Australia: "fuck off cunt, i'll fuckin knock ya one if you talk that shit again..Fuckin wanker!"