A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
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