1. a person so extremely large, the back of their neck resembles a package of hotdogs, and their thighs are reminiscent of rice pudding on a hot afternoon
2. a term used to describe poor ld debaters at truman hs, including but not limited to a certain member nicknamed object
3. an alternative to thanksgiving turkeys
"oh HELL naw, i am NOT putting crisco on that ass! its her damn fault for not buying double doors, stupid hambeast!"