tw's definitions

meathead

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.

Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."

by TW December 19, 2004

twist

An unexpected change.

How the fuck are you gonna hit me with that twist? That's the biggest twist of the year. Thank you for the first twist of the year. This shit is bullshit.

by tw February 17, 2003

Sugar Cola

Sugar Cola doesn't contain Artificial Sweeteners (weird chemicals). As contrasted to "Diet Cola".

A 12 oz can of Sugar Cola contains about 40 grams (equivalent of about 10 teaspoons) sugar, but weird fake-sugar chems might screw up your kidneys. Maybe you should just drink some water when you feel thirsty.

by tw August 25, 2004