tw's definitions

meathead

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.

Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."

by TW December 19, 2004

corndog

when you have sex with someone at the beach then get some sand on your dong but keep going.

Corndogging hurts man!

by tw December 23, 2004

twist

An unexpected change.

How the fuck are you gonna hit me with that twist? That's the biggest twist of the year. Thank you for the first twist of the year. This shit is bullshit.

by tw February 17, 2003