2 definitions by turrurist
A ship that was not real but Hamilton fangirls are so fucking crazy that they believe it is. It is the ship between John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton. Two white men who were definitely not 'gay trans uwu boys'.
Person A: OMG DO YOU SHIP LAMS?
Person B: Nah bro it's not real
Person A: *offended because they have nothing better to do* BUT HAVE YOU READ THE LETTERS?
Person B: That's how people talked back th-
Person A: LAMS WAS REAL AND THEY WERE MY SOFT GAY UWU BOYS AND LAURENS WAS MY TRANS TURTLE BOY AND THEY WERE BOTH ABUSED BEANS AND DESERVE EVERYTHING
Person B: Wasn't Laurens a ruthle-
Person A: DON'T EVEN SPEAK TO ME. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT A REAL HAMILTON FAN
Person B: Nah bro it's not real
Person A: *offended because they have nothing better to do* BUT HAVE YOU READ THE LETTERS?
Person B: That's how people talked back th-
Person A: LAMS WAS REAL AND THEY WERE MY SOFT GAY UWU BOYS AND LAURENS WAS MY TRANS TURTLE BOY AND THEY WERE BOTH ABUSED BEANS AND DESERVE EVERYTHING
Person B: Wasn't Laurens a ruthle-
Person A: DON'T EVEN SPEAK TO ME. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT A REAL HAMILTON FAN
by turrurist October 15, 2019
A not real ship that was made by fucking angry fangirls. That's literally how people spoke back then. Fuck all of you.
Fangirl: BUT LAMS WAS REAL! ALEX NAMED HIS SON AFTER JOHN
Me, an intellectual redstone engineer: John Hamilton was actually named after his uncle, John Church, who was married to Angelica. Shut up
Me, an intellectual redstone engineer: John Hamilton was actually named after his uncle, John Church, who was married to Angelica. Shut up
by turrurist October 15, 2019