3 definitions by tuchman1

Top Definition
the act of pretending to be drunk to get with drunk women
Harry must have been tuching last night to hook up with all those girls, I didn't see him drink anything all night.
by tuchman1 June 22, 2009
To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.
by tuchman1 June 24, 2009
When one smokes an already bought bag of marijuana of another person and does not have to pay for what he/she smoked.
give me a wipe down dude im fuckin broke
by tuchman1 June 23, 2009

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