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Also known as Buckingham Browne & Nichols (which is the shittiest, most pretentious, sounding name ever), this hell is a prep school in Cambridge, MA for the richest White/Asian people or the dumbest scholarship athletes. The school somewhat struggles with diversity, so the BIPOCs that DO attend the (56K tuition) school segregate themselves. To top it off, the school is full of racists and white supremacists. Kids go on weekend trips to Bora Bora and do their Senior Spring Projects belittling poor children in Mozambique. These same kids come from families of rich politicians, doctors, lawyers, and celebrities. At the school, the LIFERs (kids who've attended since Beginners/Kindergarten) want to kill themselves and all the Juniors have crippling depression. At parties, kids just sit around tables getting "drunk" off White Claw and talking abt sex. If they're not doing their hw (which half of them don't), you'll either find a BB&N kid configuring their stocks in various companies or getting laid in a parking lot. Teachers are generally good but are either really old or really young. Regardless of age, both categories still give unreasonable amounts of homework.
Person: What school do you go to?
Student: BB&N.
Person: I heard that's a great school. Do you like it?
Student: No.
Person 1: Did you hear about the girl from BB&N with depression?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one who owns 4 yachts.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one whose dad was a supreme court justice.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one whose mom owns a television station.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one who smokes weed.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one whose family donated an entire building to the school.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one who's failing all their classes.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one who pays full tuition.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The racist.
Person 2: Which one?
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Student: BB&N.
Person: I heard that's a great school. Do you like it?
Student: No.
Person 1: Did you hear about the girl from BB&N with depression?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one who owns 4 yachts.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one whose dad was a supreme court justice.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one whose mom owns a television station.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one who smokes weed.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one whose family donated an entire building to the school.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one who's failing all their classes.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The one who pays full tuition.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The racist.
Person 2: Which one?
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by tsora November 23, 2021