When intentionally or not, a turd misses
the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult
realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently
, and that he had not aimed
his foot sufficiently
either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered
whether it would
be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would
waste two good shoes, he made the tough
call to clean it out with his fingernails
and a folded up receipt.