3 definitions by trump is the best

I love that

Can be used in any scenario, can be used in response to anything

Husband: I'm leaving you

Me: I love that
or
Yancey: Me and my cousin FaceTime everyday
Me: I love that

by trump is the best February 22, 2018

Shaquaking

Quaking is more than shook, but SHAquaking is WAY MORE than quaking. DECEASED. DED. Used when quaking just isn't enough.

Heather: Adam killed Jane after they slept together
Me: ....What
Heather: I'm shook to death, I'm quaking.

Me: no, you aren't quaking, you are SHAQUAKING

by trump is the best February 22, 2018

Wheeze

When you laugh so hard that you just make breath noises. no laugh comes out, just air.

Tammy: *says funny joke*

Karol: *laughs so hard only a wheeze comes out*

Tammy: I'M DED YOUR WHEEZE WAS EVERYTHING
Karol: YES

by trump is the best February 22, 2018