3 definitions by trueparf

South Oshawa

The official name (known colloquially as "Trashy Town) for the region in the south of the Ontario city of Oshawa. It is notable because it has the highest homeless rate in the world with 50% of the population being homeless! 49% of the population owns houses, because they sell drugs to to homeless ones, and 1% of the population is getting stabbed, right now. There is always 1% of the population of South Oshawa that is getting stabbed.

Gord: Hey broski, I need to take a trip down to South Oshawa you want to come with me?

Sam: Are you crazy? I'll stay home, try not to get stabbed.
Gord: Alright, I'll pick you up some cheap meth while I'm there.
Sam: Great!

*Sam kisses Gord passionately*

by trueparf July 9, 2021

Receive

Slang for "friend" used among the youth of Southern Ontario.

Sometimes spelt phonetically as "Reseev" to better show how it is pronounced, as it is pronounced slightly differently than "receive."

"Hey there, reseevs."

and

"You've got to elaborate on that, my receive."

by trueparf November 24, 2020

God Bless America

Something Canadians say before or after they or someone else do something that is dangerous, shameful, or unhealthy. By pretending to be American while doing something stupid, you are implying that that is quite normal for Americans to do (which it usually is).

Gord: Are you seriously eating that donut, broski?

Todd: Don't judge me. It's a treat.

Gord(American Accent): God Bless America.

by trueparf July 31, 2021