6 definitions by tripletoaster420
when someone forces another person to bite the curb and the repeatedly stomps the fuck out of their head, usually resulting in death.
by tripletoaster420 November 9, 2020
A moderate version of 2020
So far there have been both good things and bad things, like joe biden being inaugurated, but not without the capital insurrection.
There’s still covid-19, but we have the vaccine so the cases are going down. But there’s a new strain of it which spreads more easily then before.
There’s a polar vortex again, and the midwest and the northeast have way too much snow on the ground. Northern Alabama got murdered by an EF4 tornado. Even today Japan got hit by a really big earthquake.
2022 will probably be better, but we said that about 2021 so I wouldn’t get my hopes up
So far there have been both good things and bad things, like joe biden being inaugurated, but not without the capital insurrection.
There’s still covid-19, but we have the vaccine so the cases are going down. But there’s a new strain of it which spreads more easily then before.
There’s a polar vortex again, and the midwest and the northeast have way too much snow on the ground. Northern Alabama got murdered by an EF4 tornado. Even today Japan got hit by a really big earthquake.
2022 will probably be better, but we said that about 2021 so I wouldn’t get my hopes up
by tripletoaster420 February 13, 2021
4 parts, you got Chicagoland, North Illinois, Central Illinois, and South Illinois. All are very different, as i have been to all if them.
Chicagoland: The place that people go to say that they’ve been to Illinois. Where most of the snobs live, and is generally the better part of Illinois, as the rest stink.
Northern Illinois: A heaping pile of cheese and dumpster fires. You have rockford, which is one of the worst cities in the world, and also the quad cities, which are also terrible. Did i mention that freeport is also a dump? anyways, tge best thing you can find here is the fact that most of it is empty. I have seen rednecks doing beastiality to every animal on there fucking farms. I went to a mcdonalds here and I saw someone seasoning there big mac with cocaine. This part of Illinois might seem the worst from what youve read, but were just getting started.
Central Illinois: The place where you start to see less cubs fans and more cards fans. This place is heavily republican, just like Northern Illinois. Mostly just corn, more corn, and beastialtity. This is also the place where the colleges are, which are also dumps. Meth labs can be found anywhere here. Weed farms are common too. This isnt as bad as northern illinois, but still bad overall.
Southern Illinois: THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH. This is the meth lab capital of the world, incest is common, drunk rednecks are common, and etc. Earthquake are possible here too. Basically the south dont ever go here.
Chicagoland: The place that people go to say that they’ve been to Illinois. Where most of the snobs live, and is generally the better part of Illinois, as the rest stink.
Northern Illinois: A heaping pile of cheese and dumpster fires. You have rockford, which is one of the worst cities in the world, and also the quad cities, which are also terrible. Did i mention that freeport is also a dump? anyways, tge best thing you can find here is the fact that most of it is empty. I have seen rednecks doing beastiality to every animal on there fucking farms. I went to a mcdonalds here and I saw someone seasoning there big mac with cocaine. This part of Illinois might seem the worst from what youve read, but were just getting started.
Central Illinois: The place where you start to see less cubs fans and more cards fans. This place is heavily republican, just like Northern Illinois. Mostly just corn, more corn, and beastialtity. This is also the place where the colleges are, which are also dumps. Meth labs can be found anywhere here. Weed farms are common too. This isnt as bad as northern illinois, but still bad overall.
Southern Illinois: THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH. This is the meth lab capital of the world, incest is common, drunk rednecks are common, and etc. Earthquake are possible here too. Basically the south dont ever go here.
by tripletoaster420 December 24, 2020
A Cheeto puff with half a brain
Neil: OMG DONALD TRUMP 2020 #KEEPAMERICAGREATAGAIN
Peter: you do realize he’s an autistic Cheeto puff, right?
Peter: you do realize he’s an autistic Cheeto puff, right?
by tripletoaster420 September 30, 2020
People say that detroit is the anus of michigan. Well, then flint has been shoved 50 miles up the poop-crusted anus. the water can rape your insides with lead. 12 year old can say that they fucked your mom and it would be actually true. Everyone lives so far down the poverty line, that all they can eat is there poop and drink their own pee just to live. People molest their pets in the street. I wouldnt wish for my worst enemies to go to flint.
Drake: ima go to flint, mi because it sound very fun
Josh: the fuck? you dont want to get raped by the water so dont go there
Josh: the fuck? you dont want to get raped by the water so dont go there
by tripletoaster420 December 24, 2020
by tripletoaster420 January 3, 2021