9 definitions by tripdnokc

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The opposite of sick ass shit. Something that is so uncool or so non-awesome that it's just plain sad.
Rapper: Your flows are just weak ass shit, they sound like the flatulation of an elephant.
Crowd: (Laughing)
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
1) When a group of men notice a ho is around they go on "ho alert". Some are married and want to avoid being seen talking to the ho, others are in the hunt and wanting to get liad, so they want to compete for the ho.
2) When a woman notices a ho get near her man, she goes on ho alert. She will watch her man like a hawk to make certain he doesn't get too friendly.
1) Nasty ho enters a bar. All the men notice she is dressed in a short skirt, and when she bends over she has no panties on. She also has a tattoo that says "Will fuck for dick" tattooed on her back right above her ass.

They all go on ho alert.

2) Another nasty ho walks into a bar and a woman whose man is always cheating notices. She keeps her eye on the ho and her man to make certain they don't get too aquainted.

She is on ho alert.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
The train bitches ride. If someone is being a bitch you tell them they're on the "B Train"
Look lady, I dunno why you're ridin the B Train today, but you need to quit your damn bitchin'!
by tripdnokc August 11, 2010
Just like two in the pink one in the stink.

WHen you carry a six-pack of beer you can put two fingers in the holes and your thumb in another.

So when you grab her like a six-pack, you put two fingers (middle and ring) in her pussy, and your thumb in her asshole.

Then you can carry that light bitch around like a six pack and treat her like the freak she is
Andy: That fucking girl of your let you grab her like a six pack last night?
Donald: You, she loves it when I do that.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
a) when an artist sells atleast 3 million records

b) an insult to someone about their friend/family member's sex life. to say they went triple platinum by having sex with atleast 3 million people
a) yo, jay-z's last album went triple platinum

b) dennis's mom went triple platinum. that bitch still didn't fuck me though
by tripdnokc August 11, 2010
1) The fictional character Duncan MacLeod in the TV series "The Highlander"
2) To seriously rough up your sex partner during sex.. to the point where they could be near death, but then they "come back to life".
Dave was fucking his girlfriend and decided to pull the highlander. So he started slapping her ass.. then pulling her hair.. then he started throwing haymakers into her ribcage.. then he pounded the back of her skull with his fist until she went into a coma.

9 weeks later SHE recovered from the coma, successfully completing the highlander Dave was going for.

The two are still together, as they were avid highlander fans and she's a freaky girl when it comes to sex.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
Something that is way, way, way sick (awesome).

Rappers often use it to describe things.
Rapper: Yo, It's that sick ass shit.. don't fuck with it or you'll lose your grip. 99 tops spinnin on the ground.. a 44 mag to your head goes BLOWEN.
Other rapper: 99 tops spinning on the ground.. that's weak ass shit. (see weak ass shit)
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010

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