3 definitions by tresadrienne

derpatron

When someone is being a complete idiot. Like when your friend puts aluminum foil in the microwave. Or when they can't figure out simple stuff like "My headlights aren't working let me replace the fluid."

Why would he/she put the cereal in the fridge what a derpatron.

by tresadrienne January 23, 2019

meth maid

A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.

Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.

by tresadrienne January 19, 2019

shamdid

A fake candid photo; usually of girls purposely not looking at the camera, faking a laugh with their mouth wide open, looking pensively at nothing in the distance, pretending to run through a field or on the beach holding their bf's hand, smiling into a cup of lukewarm coffee, posing like someone just happened to take the photo when in reality, they've spent the last 45 minutes bullying their bestie or bf into taking the shot for them.

OMG Tiffany is so basic, always posting those shamdids of pumpkin spice lattes and dragging her bf through sunflower fields.

by tresadrienne January 23, 2019