1 definition by toxic megacolon

A brown nose who has advanced beyond the ass lick and ass kiss stages. One who truly enjoys the work. No humiliation or inconvienience will deter their attempt to impress, compliment, or patronize their perceived superior.
Carol is such an ass scarf she spent her day off running errands for the boss.
by toxic megacolon July 29, 2004
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