2 definitions by totally not steve

The Full American

When a guy fucks a girl on top of an American flag while holding a shotgun and drinking a beer, then finishes on her face while making the majestic screeching noises of a bald eagle.

"How was it man?"
"Dude, I gave her 'The Full American'"
"DAAAAAAAMN"

by totally not steve August 11, 2014

russian fireman

While fucking her take out a lighter and light her pubes on fire. When her pubes are on fire, punch her in the nose and use her nosebleed to put out the fire.

"Dude I gave her a Russian Fireman last night and she slapped me."

by totally not steve August 12, 2014