73 definitions by tory borty

Usonian

An inhabitant of the United States

Why does the Usonian government always drone other countries? Who gave them the right to do so?

by tory borty October 6, 2013

Enoch

An inbred. Someone who results from incest. It's a reference to the Abrahamic story of Enoch, the son of Cain and Awan (brothers and sisters) who married and produced him.

"I'm going to have to share a bed with my sister tonight coz theres a visitor in my room right now"

"Okay, but make sure you don't produce an Enoch with her okay?"

by tory borty July 29, 2013

creationkook

Someone who rejects the theory of evolution and instead believes in creationism

I get pretty annoyed when these creationkooks bring their myth fables into my studies

by tory borty December 24, 2012

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012

trilogian

a derogotary term for a trinitarian Christian

I think those trilogians are praying

by tory borty November 15, 2012

ball tingle

When your scrotum or balls are itchy for lengthy periods.

man i scratched so much, i must have a ball tingle

by tory borty December 28, 2012