2 definitions by torkyj

Wanked all over

Occurs mainly whilst playing any form of game or even if you feel like it in everyday life

I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win

You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over

by torkyj February 4, 2020

Schniep

A short and skinny penis

My girlfriend asked me to destroy her in the bed room I said I’ll use my schniep to the best of its ability

by torkyj February 3, 2020