tori haas's definitions

fast-forward

a card game, for when you are beyond bored, that involves flipping a card over to determine different things that will happen in your life

bob: this party blows, let's play fast-forward.
okay ready, this is the next time your gonna have sex...

by tori haas January 8, 2007

southern smile

from the movie "Teeth", it means a girl who has teeth in her private parts

josh: damn dude, i loved that girl til i saw she had a southern smile

by tori haas April 12, 2007

party train

to go from party to party in one night

party train tonight, we are getting soooo drunk!

by tori haas October 9, 2008

smirpong

beer pong except with smirnoff duh

omg dawg, lets play some fucking smirpong!

by tori haas January 7, 2007

heyzoes

instead of saying just a plain hey, this means you're really excited to see a certain person.

"HEYZOES!!!! i haven't seen you in foooorevver"

by tori haas January 3, 2008