19 definitions by tophiecc

when you pop the cherry of a vagina and/or butthole of a person and it gushes out blood and it resembles a gusher snack
Some people call it a gusher but my grandson likes to call mine a midnight snack.
by tophiecc May 3, 2010
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the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.
Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.
by tophiecc April 21, 2010
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when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female
On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.
by tophiecc May 3, 2010
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when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober
I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.
by tophiecc May 3, 2010
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similar to the "mile high club" but instead of sex you just simply get your salad tossed.
Hey baby you wanna go make a mile high salad cause I got a whole lot of ranch for you.
by tophiecc September 27, 2009
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