1 definition by tonypepperonio

whacker

Someone who has an extensive amount of emergency lights, police equipment, and antennas, legal or illegal, on their personally owned vehicle. This person typically has several excuses to justify their “equipment” usage or installation, and often try to find reasons to use them. Whackers normally get extremely hostile when confronted about their lights. The average whacker is a 16-30 year old scrawny or overweight male, who is in some sort of community safety club, like a police explorer or neighborhood watch. Most whackers have the lights because they enjoy the power trip they get when they are perceived to be a police officer. Most, if not all whackers suffer from severe superiority complex issues, as they lack any sort of power in their job or personal life.

Guy 1: “Todd just bought amber visor lights for his Crown Victoria”
Guy 2: “He did? He just bought 6 fake antennas for the car yesterday”
Both: “what a whacker”

by tonypepperonio March 24, 2021