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10. clitoris
A sensitive spot that brings much pleasure to a girl when rubbed.
If we can't find the clitoris, they make us feel bad.
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by Tony Huynh May 2, 2008 share this
9. Santa Claus
A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.
Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...
santa claus is coming to town
by Tony Huynh May 2, 2008 share this
8. editor
A person who decides what gets published and rejected on Urban Dictionary.
As an editor, you will see many definitions like these:

1. Emma
Emma is a 16 year old sexy girl who gets all the guys and the other girls are jealous of her for being so cool.

Emma is awesome.

2. Kristee
A retarded girl who fucks guys to make herself feel wanted

Kristee, you big slut!

3. Joanna Smith
She is a girl who broke my heart and left me for another guy. Well, if Joanna's parents are reading this than just to let you know, Joanna smokes weed, masturbates, drinks, and takes drugs daily.

Joanna Smith can go f*ck herself.
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by Tony Huynh Apr 21, 2008 share this
7. Korean War
Basically, a war between two bitter rivals -- North Korea and South Korea. North Korea attacked South Korea, but with the help of the Americans South Korea was able to fend off the North Koreans. Then, the South Koreans attacked North Korea, but North Korea was able to fend off the South Koreans.
The Korean War technically had no winner.
korean war south korea north
by Tony Huynh Apr 16, 2008 share this
6. Chris Hansen
The man that YOU will probably meet some day.
Just kidding, he's the man that I'm gonna meet someday in a 'supposedly' 13 year-old's kitchen.

He stars on Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, which is partners with Perverted Justice, the group that does all the chatting to pedo's and lures them to houses.
Chris Hansen is my enemy.

I'm not really a pedophile, by the way. I'll only be one when I begin to get desperate ;)

Chris Hansen has a weird but cool voice too.
chris hansen pedophile predator nbc
by Tony Huynh Apr 16, 2008 share this
5. myspace
A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.
0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?

Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
4. Grades
Something that rates the amount of effort and skill you put into a piece of work, typically for school
Below shows how different races generally feel about their grades, in categories Other and Asians.

Grades to Others:
A= Above Average
B= Great!
C= Average
D= Below Average
F= Failure

Grades to Asians:
A= Average
B= Below Average
C= Crappy
D= Death (partially from parents)
F= Fucked (partially from parents)
grades asians a b c d f
by Tony Huynh Apr 16, 2008 share this
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