tommo's definitions

Firley

One who can't stand pikeys.

After the good villagers of Firle, Sussex, who achieved notoriety by burning a caravan containing effigies of gypsies during their 2003 firework show.

I don't think this'd be a good driveway to resurface, Pat. I can feel it in me bones there's a Firley livin' here, so there is, to be sure.

by Tommo February 18, 2004

McBeauty

When a certain young lady presents outstanding natural beauty, she may be termed a "McBeauty".
Has some relavence to the chat up line "If you were a McDonalds you'd be a McBeauty!" ;) Often followed by a whole lot of ignoredness...

"check that McBeauty out! Sheesh!" (elevated heart rate experienced).

by Tommo June 1, 2004

shawat

1.a shawat is a cross between a shat {piece of shit} and twat. in other words a higly uniteligent shitty vagina.
2.Sarah!!!!

1. ooooooh you shawat
2.Sarah your such a shawat, you only care abuout yourself

by Tommo February 21, 2005

Re

Word commonly used by English people to voice digust / anguish at anothers' actions

"No Ben, you re!"

by Tommo August 4, 2003

cokeage

When one is feeling downcast and requiring a cafeine injection. "Cokeage" verb "to coke".

"Fancy some Cokeage?"

by Tommo June 1, 2004

GiBzGiRL

Possibly the best president ever known to earth:2025?
Leader of Exodus, the Earth:2025 clan
All write your opinions here :P

GiBzGiRL is my MOM!
GiBzGiRL is eXo's MOM!

by Tommo January 12, 2005

cuntybollocks

a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....

wheres cuntybollocks? i wanna drink

by tommo April 13, 2004