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cokeage

When one is feeling downcast and requiring a cafeine injection. "Cokeage" verb "to coke".
"Fancy some Cokeage?"
by Tommo June 1, 2004
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townie

A townie is an English word for a person who:
1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult
2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S
3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc.
4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer in the boot to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats"
5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples"
6. Steals mobile phones
7. Wears "Bling Threads"
8. Walks in a stupid, exaggerated way
9. Has a fundamental disability to pronounce the letter "H"
10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above
11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination
12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket"
13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair
by Tommo August 4, 2003
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cuntybollocks

a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....
wheres cuntybollocks? i wanna drink
by tommo April 13, 2004
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Firley

One who can't stand pikeys.

After the good villagers of Firle, Sussex, who achieved notoriety by burning a caravan containing effigies of gypsies during their 2003 firework show.
I don't think this'd be a good driveway to resurface, Pat. I can feel it in me bones there's a Firley livin' here, so there is, to be sure.
by Tommo February 18, 2004
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GiBzGiRL

Possibly the best president ever known to earth:2025?
Leader of Exodus, the Earth:2025 clan
All write your opinions here :P
GiBzGiRL is my MOM!
GiBzGiRL is eXo's MOM!
by Tommo January 12, 2005
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ugly tree

The source where humdingers are made.
"Davro, has yer missus fallen out the ugly tree?"
by Tommo September 1, 2003
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Borkit

Australian slang.

Someone who is the result of inbreeding.
An inbreed.
by Tommo October 17, 2004
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