538 definitions by tom

To bump into someone without saying exscuse me or sorry.
Or to hit.
"Your just gonna mash on a bitch, huh?"
by tom January 13, 2005
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George house has a mote
(Shaven haven around genitals)
Q. george did u shave last night?
A. yes now i have a mote.
by tom April 5, 2004
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to rape a rapistin his mouth/arse.
the police are all probably crantzers
by tom November 25, 2003
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When you partake in anal sex, when the man is about to orgasm he sticks his fingers down his partners throat to make them puke, thus making her arse hole muslce tighten and make the orgasm feel better.
Arrrgh wolfbanging is horribel!!
by tom December 31, 2005
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Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.
John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!
by tom October 4, 2004
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Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason
Geez this nut has monkey pubes
by tom April 1, 2004
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Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts
by tom May 30, 2003
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