538 definitions by tom

sukie

^^^^^^^^ aka slut ^^^^^^^

that ugly chick over there is a sukie

by tom March 7, 2005

mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring

justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag

by tom May 1, 2003

kropick

masturbating using human excrement.

i had a well good kropick last night

by tom November 25, 2003

Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!

I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.

by tom September 15, 2003

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 19, 2003

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2005

Omif

Everyone's favorite newbie

Silly Omif, don't eat THAT!

by tom November 28, 2003