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stupor

i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.

ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.

"Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night".

GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.

by tom December 14, 2004

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Drippy Spunjj

Slang for a moist vagina. Common amongst teenagers and lesbians.

Bit of manga gets my spunjj nice and drippy!

by tom May 2, 2003

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Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by tom January 10, 2005

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fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by tom April 20, 2003

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soom

A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.

"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.

by tom December 15, 2004

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