1 definition by tom sellek's mustache
adj- a syndrome common amongst recruits of Recruit Training Command Great Lakes, IL where male recruits find lesser attractive female recruits much more physically attractive due to the fact they are the only females they get to talk to on a daily without ending every sentence with "PETTY OFFICER" "CHIEF" or "MA'AM". Commonly found in integrated recruit divisions in later stages of training.
#1 Did Smith get hotter for some reason
# 2 Dude she's got a mustache, flat ass, no chest and a drooling problem, You've got Ricky Vision
# 2 Dude she's got a mustache, flat ass, no chest and a drooling problem, You've got Ricky Vision
by tom sellek's mustache October 15, 2010