1 definition by tobias2008

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1. Similar to zing! but more harsh.

2. The sound of salmonella hitting someone in the face.
1. Person A - My professor gave us an "optional" reading assignment last night, and it turned out to be 600 pages.
Person B - BLAZZ!

2. The salmonella flew through the air, and landed with a gentle BLAZZ!
by tobias2008 April 02, 2009

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