2 definitions by tmon

Top Definition
A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.
See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"
by Tmon April 26, 2007
An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.
Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"

GME: "A million and fuck, man."


Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
by tmon March 02, 2011
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