1 definition by titpiss

Matt

A fuckin' guy who thinks le chateau is too expensive and drowns girls with axe. is usually cross eyed with ugly shirts on first meetings. his hair is army-like, gelled down and has weird teeth. looks lie a druggy.. he has bulgy eyes.

"Oh my GOD look at that fucked up fish!"
"No dude, that's Matt."

by titpiss March 6, 2009