38 definitions by tito

sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by tito May 13, 2004

sporkier

The state of being more 'sporky' than someone.

Tito is far sporkier than everyone, because he's so sporky.

by tito May 13, 2004

tomislav

Croatian alpha-male

That Tomislav, he likes to get do it Balkan style

by tito May 13, 2003

sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

by tito May 13, 2004

da lyfe

The lifestyle lived usually by young white girls where they post in their blogs about how hard their lives are, relating them to those of black people in neighborhoods such as harlem or detroit, because their fathers cut their allowances down or got them a Toyota instead of the Lexus they had been dreaming of.

"People just don't understand. Kevin broke up with me because I spent too much money on shoes last week. This is da lyfe!"

by tito July 11, 2006

double chop

Another powerful attack (See: thunderkick) of the martial arts variety

tito has only a level 2 double chop

by tito December 31, 2005

rosa parks

When you are doing a girl in the butt in the front of the bus, and people ask you to move to the back, and you don't. So you decide to boycott the bus and do her in the butt at the bus stop.

"Chill out I was just rosa parksing her. No need to make me move to the back of the bus."

by tito February 28, 2005