tito's definitions

shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito

I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.

by tito December 30, 2004

sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by Tito May 12, 2004

sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

by Tito May 12, 2004

Tdog

it means Tito, man

Aby: What's up Tdog?
Tito: Nothing.
Aby: That's cool.

by Tito May 3, 2003

game recognize game

one player recognizing the move of another player and in essence, playing the before stated player

"ol dude thinks he's playin me, but shoot, game recognize game."

by Tito January 13, 2004

kick in the vagina

when a girl or woman gets kicked in the vagina.

Girl 1: ::Bitchslaps:: girl 2
Girl 2 : Kicks and aims for her vagina.It connects.
Girl 1: ... ::rolls and floor grabbing crotch::

by Tito March 14, 2004

rosa parks

When you are doing a girl in the butt in the front of the bus, and people ask you to move to the back, and you don't. So you decide to boycott the bus and do her in the butt at the bus stop.

"Chill out I was just rosa parksing her. No need to make me move to the back of the bus."

by Tito May 13, 2005