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Stage Diving

The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.
Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!
by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005
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The Circle Game

A game of peripheral vision, trickery and motor skills.

The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "A-Okay" signal, somewhere below his waist.

His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.

Rules:
1. The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist.

2. The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the Victim realizes there is a circle-hand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game:

a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.)

b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circle-hand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.)

3. If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.)

4. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.)

5. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapping Victim's finger, then the Victim loses (and is hit.)

It is customary to playfully "wipe off the hit" after it is delivered. (Quick open hand brush on the bicep.)

There is no limit on the type of distraction allowed by the Offensive Player to draw attention to the signal. A good tactic is saying, "Hey, is this yours?" Or, "You oughta try one of these."

There is no limit on the number of times a day you can try this out. You'll find some people are "easy to get" and some people have good alertness and peripheral vision, "tougher to get."
Later on in the night, after we have a few pops in us, we'll end up playing The Circle Game.
by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005
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Burp'n Blow

The act of burping, and then blowing the exhaust in a specific direction, as you would cigarette smoke - with the intent of keeping the fumes away from someone. Often straight up, or to the side.
I did the Ol' Burp'n Blow, so you wouldn't smell it.
by Time4SumAksion May 9, 2005
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Con College

A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.
Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."
by Time4SumAksion November 30, 2004
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Ripper Bar

Another term for a strip club.

In Canada, strippers are known as rippers.
Dwayne, meet me at the ripper bar.

Did you see that girl ripping at Whiskey's the other night? She was stacked.
by Time4SumAksion August 1, 2004
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VIP Dance

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.

See, also: Mileage
Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?

Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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30-30

Yo, man - that 30-30 packs a punch.
by Time4SumAksion April 4, 2005
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