Blow-N-Go

An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.

The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.
Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.
by Time4SumAksion January 04, 2006
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VIP Dance

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.

See, also: Mileage
Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?

Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
by Time4SumAksion August 16, 2006
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More Gay

A term used to describe the "gayer" of two faggots involved in homosexual intercourse. Some argue that the receiver (catcher) is most gay, while others side with the giver (pitcher.)

A definitive answer has yet to be determined.
George: I’m not going to say it again, god damn it - the one taking it is more gay!
Sam: George, you’re wrong. The guy performing the act is gayer.

James: But what if you’re lying in a ditch, and someone comes up from behind you…
by Time4SumAksion May 12, 2005
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Balls Across the Nose

"Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across the bridge of another person's nose. The "victim" is often inebriated, unconscious, or in an otherwise compromising position.
I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.
by Time4SumAksion January 30, 2007
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Gerbal Chaser

A male homosexual who plays the role of the pitcher during anal sex.
Richie enjoys the feeling of gerbals tickling his rectum. Spencer, his partner, likes to f*ck that rectum. He's a gerbal chaser.
by Time4SumAksion June 07, 2005
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Stage Diving

The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.
Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!
by Time4SumAksion February 14, 2005
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Jenny Craig's Day Off

I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.
Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
by Time4SumAksion February 22, 2005
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