43 definitions by time4sumaksion

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A game of peripheral vision, trickery and motor skills.

The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "A-Okay" signal, somewhere below his waist.

His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.

1. The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist.

2. The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the Victim realizes there is a circle-hand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game:

a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.)

b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circle-hand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.)

3. If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.)

4. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.)

5. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapping Victim's finger, then the Victim loses (and is hit.)

It is customary to playfully "wipe off the hit" after it is delivered. (Quick open hand brush on the bicep.)

There is no limit on the type of distraction allowed by the Offensive Player to draw attention to the signal. A good tactic is saying, "Hey, is this yours?" Or, "You oughta try one of these."

There is no limit on the number of times a day you can try this out. You'll find some people are "easy to get" and some people have good alertness and peripheral vision, "tougher to get."
Later on in the night, after we have a few pops in us, we'll end up playing The Circle Game.
by Time4SumAksion August 25, 2005
A cold treat akin to a popsicle. Freezies are made of a slushie-like juice that has been frozen in a long plastic wrapping. They come in many sizes, such as "jumbo," and the most popular brand in Canada bear(ed) the Mr. Freeze (pronounced "Free-zee") label.

Often, the best part about eating a Freezie was tipping the package upside-down and drinking the melted juice that was left at the bottom, when you'd finished eating the frozen part.
You could get a jumbo Freezie for, like, 50 cents at the ball park when I was a kid.
by Time4SumAksion October 06, 2005
When teeing off during a game of golf, if a male fails to hit his ball past the ladies tee blocks, he must open his fly and let he penis hang out in full view for the remainder of the hole.
I had three dick outs last Saturday. How embarrassing.
by Time4SumAksion September 02, 2005
A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.
Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."
by Time4SumAksion November 30, 2004
The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.
I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.
by Time4SumAksion June 06, 2005
"Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across the bridge of another person's nose. The "victim" is often inebriated, unconscious, or in an otherwise compromising position.
I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.
by Time4SumAksion January 30, 2007

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