time4sumaksion's definitions

Half-On

A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.

I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.

by Time4SumAksion September 22, 2005

Freezie

A cold treat akin to a popsicle. Freezies are made of a slushie-like juice that has been frozen in a long plastic wrapping. They come in many sizes, such as "jumbo," and the most popular brand in Canada bear(ed) the Mr. Freeze (pronounced "Free-zee") label.

Often, the best part about eating a Freezie was tipping the package upside-down and drinking the melted juice that was left at the bottom, when you'd finished eating the frozen part.

You could get a jumbo Freezie for, like, 50 cents at the ball park when I was a kid.

by Time4SumAksion October 10, 2005

VIP Room

Known as a Champagne Room in the States, a VIP Room is the back room in any Canadian strip club where you receive private dances from strippers. The dancers appear fully nude, and give a "full contact," or "interactive" VIP dance. (Twenty bucks a song.) The quality of the dance (i.e. how much the girl will let you "get away with") may vary. See Mileage.

Barbie talked me back into the VIP Room for a quick dance. Six songs later, and I was out $120 bucks.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

NFA

Acronym for "No Fucking Around."

Dwayne: "Enough of this dilly-dallying. Let's get to the bar. NFA."

by Time4SumAksion November 26, 2004

More Gay

A term used to describe the "gayer" of two faggots involved in homosexual intercourse. Some argue that the receiver (catcher) is most gay, while others side with the giver (pitcher.)

A definitive answer has yet to be determined.

George: I’m not going to say it again, god damn it - the one taking it is more gay!
Sam: George, you’re wrong. The guy performing the act is gayer.

James: But what if you’re lying in a ditch, and someone comes up from behind you…

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005

Burp'n Blow

The act of burping, and then blowing the exhaust in a specific direction, as you would cigarette smoke - with the intent of keeping the fumes away from someone. Often straight up, or to the side.

I did the Ol' Burp'n Blow, so you wouldn't smell it.

by Time4SumAksion May 9, 2005

Con College

A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.

Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."

by Time4SumAksion November 30, 2004