When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"
He gave me the cooper crunch last night, I accidently swollowed. But its okay cause Imma give it right back to him tonight.
Damn, my girl cooper crunched me. Ill never do that again.
I didn't know you could get pink eye from the cooper crunch.