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haitian pig

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.

Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"

by throwawayname December 17, 2022