a) invisible and intangible goggles one often unknowingly wears once an individual had been at Skidmore
College for more than two months. the goggles make men or women appear to be more attractive than they would normally be
b) much like Beer Goggles, but it applies to all time of the day.
note: can be applied to other small colleges.
Jon is not actually attractive, but i am wearing skid goggles so i want to bang him.