2 definitions by thomasg1

Top Definition
A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.
After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."
by thomasg1 April 28, 2009
When you go on a bike training or racing ride and completely dominate the other other person in terms of speed and/or distance. To PWN another rider.
Dude, you were so slow last weekend you were totally my road bitch.
by thomasg1 April 22, 2009

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